DOUR
Now it’s just her and me
She’s the only thing I see
It’s the way things were meant to be
And everything’s…fine.

We always eat at eight
We never stay out late
Our life is quite sedate
And everything’s…fine.

No regrets and no upsets
Cause nothing much has happened yet
She somehow makes the tedious sublime

ERMENGARDE
Hand in hand, we make our way
Through every dreary day
I bite my lip and say
That everything’s…fine.

He brought me back to life
To be his loving wife
And though he’s stifling, at least I can siphon
His life force, so everything’s fine.

BOTH
It's fine

ERMENGARDE
It’s nicer here than it was in hell

BOTH
It's fine

DOUR
I hope that Peach is doing well
Have we grown apathetic?

ERMENGARDE
Let’s call it copacetic

BOTH
There’s nothing to do but recline
Cause everything’s…fine

PEACH
There’s always something new to discover
Here in the underworld
There’s curious secrets to uncover
And I’m a curious girl!
There’s demons to tempt the inquisitive
And the ghosts of all the people who ever lived
I’ll undertake to understand
Every underling in this underland
This world is all the oysters, and they’re mine
So everything’s...fine

HADES
I used to think that I was strong
But since she showed up, something’s wrong
She makes eternity seem long
But everything’s…fine.

She’s frightened all my ghouls away

PEACH
I said I'm sorry

HADES
Fed Cerberus her failed soufflé

PEACH
He's getting better

HADES
Used thread-of-life for macramé
But everything’s fuuuuuiiine.

ALL
Everything’s fine

ERMENGARDE
Soon you will succumb to me

DOUR
That’s fine

HADES & PEACH
Fine

PEACH
Have some pomegranate tea

HADES
Aaah!

ALL
So what if the lives we made
Don’t quite match the plans we laid

ALL
It’s fine

HADES
My underworld is such a mess!

ALL
It's fine

DOUR
I think I’m losing consciousness

HADES
What did you tell the demons?

PEACH
I told them to stop screaming

DOUR
I feel so tired of living

ERMENGARDE
Just slip into oblivion

HADES
The underworld is crumbling

PEACH
Tonight I’ll make some dumplings

HADES
The furies are revolting!

PEACH
I thought they were just molting

DOUR, ERMENGARDE & PEACH
So let’s all heave a sigh and resign, cause everything’s -