D: I’ve got it P: You’ve got it? D: It’s right here in my hand I hold the key to life itself P: But I don’t understand D: See Peach, I’ve got it P: I got that D: I’ll bring her back to life P: Yes, but where you lost me is the part where you once had a wife D: She was perfect and sublime P: You kept her secret all this time D: You’ll fly again, my precious dove P: And I thought I would be your new… D: My love P: ...assistant D: Since we parted P: I’m your assistant D: I’ve been broken-hearted, pining after you P: I just thought you were naturally gloomy D: My love We’ll be reunited No more divided You’ll be made anew P: Okay, I’ve had it D: You’ve had what? P: I’ve worked with you for years And you’ve been mourning her? D: Intensely P: While I’ve been right here? D: I don’t get it P: Just forget it It’s no good blaming you D: Blame me for what? P: Oh, never mind. How do we use this stupid shoe? D: The spell will raise her from the dead P: And suddenly I’m filled with dread D: No, there’s no reason to be frantic P: This plan sounds straight up necromantic DOUR PEACH My love Since we parted This could end badly I’ve been broken-hearted When you love madly Pining after you Yes, mad’s the word I’d use My love We’ll be reunited This is so stressful No more divided Say that we’re successful You’ll be made anew Still what might we lose?

You want the power to bring back the dead? Lengthen the skein of your mortal thread? To show your folks you shouldn’t have played soccer instead? The power’s all in your eyes You want the power, the glory, the fame? To make your enemies burst into flame? Or make that girl in study hall remember your name? Then get to work on your eyes! Master the shadows Make them your slaves Perfect your application Select the right shade You’ll see power resides In the shadows of your eyes, of your eyes... You want your cosplay to be such a fright To ride with ghouls in darkest midnight For your latex pants to be oh so tight The power’s all in your eyes Master the shadows Make them your slaves Perfect your application Select the right shade You’ll see power resides in the shadows of your eyes! Of your eyes! Of your eyes...of your eyes…of your eyes...of your eyes...

I didn’t follow blindly in my science class at school But they didn’t take it kindly when I told them they were fools My experiments were not permitted They told me I should be committed And so, with heavy heart, I quitted Them – cause they were tools. But still, their censure lingers in the hollow of my ear At midnight in my lab, their tuts and nos are all I hear To help my work in its progression, And shield me from my peers’ oppression, A simple either/or expression Keeps my vision clear: If I stay out ‘til quarter to three, and you turn in at ten If I've got guys chasing after me, and you’ve sworn off of men If I like to smoke, and I like to drink, and you like to clean your bathroom sink, Does that make me crazy? Or does it make you square? If I hatch new philosophies on the workings of the brain, If I espouse hypotheses that they pronounce insa-aa-ane, If I find success with methodologies they thought they’d debunked in eighteen-oh-three, Does that make me crazy? Or does it make them square? I’ve been drinking mercury, and man, I feel just fine. I’m a master of self-surgery: I get better every time! If with every breakthrough, they keep fussin’ ‘bout unintended repercussions, Does that make me crazy? Or does it make them square? So, I’ll have fun combining genes they’ve told me I can’t splice I’ll bring back beasts from the Pleistocene while they dick around with mice I’ll conquer the world with a mutant horde while they’re still checking with their ethics board Does that make me crazy? (Yes, it makes her crazy) I say, does it make me crazy? No, it makes them square!!

Bob, the musical pet psychic! Bob, the musical pet psychic! If you’re missing a friend with feathers or fins And you don’t want to die to be together again Just call the number you see on your screen And get a guide to the places between! Call Bob, the musical pet psychic! Bob, the musical pet psychic! Rex and Fido, Mittens and Boo They’re all waiting to talk to you They might not have a lot to say But at least they’ll let you know they’re okay With Bob, the musical pet psychic Bob, the musical pet psychic Bob (Bob!), the musical pet psychic You’ll tremble in fear but you’ll also kind of like it (kind of like it) All the animal friends that you sent to their graves (oooh-ah) Are coming for you, and this time they won’t behave (oooh-ah) All the parrots and the ferrets and the goldfish and mice (oooh-ah) Are coming back for your blood, and they’ll pay any price (oooh-ah) So prepare to be owned in a fight you can’t win Against Bob and his army and his violi-ii-in!!!!

We never said goodbye You didn’t hold me til the dawn We had no final desperate night I took a breath and you were gone We thought our fire would burn bright We saw it kindle from a spark But someone doused our little light And left me standing in the dark If you would come to me again I could stop feeling so forlorn But if that truly was the end I wish I had been warned I could have said farewell at least left you with a smile But there’s nothing you can tell me That will cut across the miles And miles We never said goodbye I’ll never have you for my own One moment you were at my side I took a breath, and was alone.

PEACH I’ll never say goodbye DOUR & ERMENGARDE I guess this is goodbye PEACH I want no fanfare when I leave DOUR & ERMENGARDE Now that the time has come to leave PEACH I want no tear to cloud your eye DOUR & ERMENGARDE Look me one last time in the eye PEACH I’ll leave no note to make you grieve DOUR & ERMENGARDE When you are gone, I’ll grieve ALL I’ll never say what’s in my heart But you could guess it if you try Take one last blessing as we part It’s time to say… Goodbye

DOUR Now it’s just her and me She’s the only thing I see It’s the way things were meant to be And everything’s…fine. We always eat at eight We never stay out late Our life is quite sedate And everything’s…fine. No regrets and no upsets Cause nothing much has happened yet She somehow makes the tedious sublime ERMENGARDE Hand in hand, we make our way Through every dreary day I bite my lip and say That everything’s…fine. He brought me back to life To be his loving wife And though he’s stifling, at least I can siphon His life force, so everything’s fine. BOTH It's fine ERMENGARDE It’s nicer here than it was in hell BOTH It's fine DOUR I hope that Peach is doing well Have we grown apathetic? ERMENGARDE Let’s call it copacetic BOTH There’s nothing to do but recline Cause everything’s…fine PEACH There’s always something new to discover Here in the underworld There’s curious secrets to uncover And I’m a curious girl! There’s demons to tempt the inquisitive And the ghosts of all the people who ever lived I’ll undertake to understand Every underling in this underland This world is all the oysters, and they’re mine So everything’s...fine HADES I used to think that I was strong But since she showed up, something’s wrong She makes eternity seem long But everything’s…fine. She’s frightened all my ghouls away PEACH I said I'm sorry HADES Fed Cerberus her failed soufflé PEACH He's getting better HADES Used thread-of-life for macramé But everything’s fuuuuuiiine. ALL Everything’s fine ERMENGARDE Soon you will succumb to me DOUR That’s fine HADES & PEACH Fine PEACH Have some pomegranate tea HADES Aaah! ALL So what if the lives we made Don’t quite match the plans we laid ALL It’s fine HADES My underworld is such a mess! ALL It's fine DOUR I think I’m losing consciousness HADES What did you tell the demons? PEACH I told them to stop screaming DOUR I feel so tired of living ERMENGARDE Just slip into oblivion HADES The underworld is crumbling PEACH Tonight I’ll make some dumplings HADES The furies are revolting! PEACH I thought they were just molting DOUR, ERMENGARDE & PEACH So let’s all heave a sigh and resign, cause everything’s -

You got yourself in way too far Can't even make out where you are But I can hear you calling from the dark, "I found the monsters! "I found the monsters!" Though what you're facing might be vile You just hang in there a while And I'll be there with a chainsaw and a smile To save you from the monsters I know there's creatures we can't see Down in the dark where we shouldn't be But maybe they should be afraid of me They're only monsters They're only monsters But in the dark be careful what you do And if you stay too long you'll see it's true That the abyss gazes also into you And we are the monsters We are the monsters...